Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
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Fuck yes!
and she is gorgeous! :D
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First day
Rest of the year
Last day
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my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
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it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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